Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? I drink to make other people more interesting.

I am sorry, did I roll out my eyes out loud? My stomach is flat, the L is just silent. Today I will be as useless as letter “g” in lasagna. The hardest thing I ever tried is being normal. Life is short…smile while you still have teeth. The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest. Then I can go and pretend the world is good again (at least for a while). Personally, when I am down I try to look for very short funny quotes about life that will put a smile on my face or motivate me to get off the bed at least. Life quotes can help us go through those days that suck. “Be strong,” I whisper to my WiFi signal. I’m cool, but global warming made me HOT. I like hashtags, because they look like waffles. Trying to watch more sunsets than Netflix. I’m best served with coffee and a side of sarcasm. The last time I was someone’s type, I donated blood. My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Toes in the sand, and a cocktail in the hand.Ĭhocolate never asks me any questions, chocolate understands. Let’s get the laughing party starts it.ĭid it for the memories – totally worth it!ĭo I run? Yes… Out of time, patients and money. As it is so easy to remember because they are short, you produce more laughs. Short fun quotations do not mean short laughs.

Funny short sayings for adults